JACKIE IS FINALLY GETTING SOME WORK DONE!

DOMESTIC SHIPPING INCLUDED

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING INCLUDED WITH MINIMUM PURCHASE OF 2 SHARES

Just think, I will no longer be able to use the slogan “Plastic Surgery Free Since 1963!” But, trust me, it’s time! But it’s also EXPENSIVE... So I am literally selling shares of my face, like stocks, for $19.63 each. Buy as much of my face as you like - there’s enough to go around! Each investor will receive a beautiful 8.5 x 11 certificate of ownership, proudly announcing how many shares of my face you own, personally signed in blood-red ink by me & suitable for framing! MAKES A GREAT GIFT!

Help a bitch out, because “Karma is a bitch, but gravity is a real cunt!”